so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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