My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize