just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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