That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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