Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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