People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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