please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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