"it" just moved
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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