But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm gonna have a badass scar
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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