I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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