So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Randomize
