this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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