No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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