I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
No subtext here. People are naked.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I want to be your penis for a week.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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