i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Found the puke drawer
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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