At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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