Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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