if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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