Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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