i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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