Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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