It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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