I must be too annoying 4 u.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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