Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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