you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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