i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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