Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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