There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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