it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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