So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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