I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
