Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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