i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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