i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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