Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
id be glad to
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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