I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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