I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
