Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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