I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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