I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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