As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
