My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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