keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize