I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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