okay pat passed out under dana's car
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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