Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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