Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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