Someone shit on the floor
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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