Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize