well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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