u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
