just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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